我是怎麼來到這世界的？

How did I come into this world? > >>> （我是怎麼來到這世界的？） > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> Monday morning....need double expresso, > >>> and a joke to start with... > >>> > >>> 週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了... > >>> > >>> technical explanation......... > >>> 言談間還引伸當前電腦用語作解說 ..... > >>> > >>> > >> ============================================================================ > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> "Daddy? How did I come into this world?" > >>> 「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」 > >>> > >>> "Well, my child, some day I'll have to > >>> tell you anyway." > >>> 「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」 > >>> > >>> "So why not today? Please!" > >>> 「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」 > >>> > >>> "OK, but listen carefully." > >>> 「好吧，你仔細聽著！」 > >>> > >>> > >>> "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber > >>> cafe. > >>> 「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識， > >>> > >>> > >>> In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad > >>> connected to mom. > >>> 並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我相互連結上了， > >>> > >>> > >>> Mom at that time made some downloads > >>> from dad's memory stick. > >>> 那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料， > >>> > >>> > >>> When dad finished uploading we > >>> discovered we used no firewall. > >>> > >>> 當我完成上載時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆， > >>> > >>> > >>> Since it was too late to cancel or > >>> delete, > >>> 因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚， > >>> > >>> > >>> nine months later we ended up with a > >>> virus." > >>> 就這樣，九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。