醉汉A Drunken Man

醉汉A Drunken Man A man wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks him, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with your mom!" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone! I'm married!" 醉汉 一个男人在家里酩酊大醉之后醒来，强睁开眼睛，先看到了床旁桌上的阿司匹林和一杯水。他坐起来有看见自己的衣服干干净净地放在身前，还熨过了，而且整个房间他都觉得这么整齐而干净。屋子的其它地方也是如此。吃完了药，他发现了一张纸条，上面写着：“亲爱的，早餐在炉子里，我早点去买菜了。我爱你！” 于是他来到厨房，那儿的确有份热腾腾的早餐和一份晨报。看到儿子也在桌边吃着，他便问道：“儿子，昨晚上发生什么事了啊？”儿子说：“哦，你半夜三点左右回来，醉的不省人事，碰坏了家具，在大厅里吐了一地，眼睛也在门上撞出了青斑。” 这个男人疑惑地问道：“那这里怎么那么整洁，还有早饭给我吃？照理你妈应该跟我大吵一架才对啊！”儿子答道：“哦，对啊！然后妈妈把你拖到房里，准备帮你把衣服和鞋脱掉，突然你说了句：‘嘿，女士，离我远点，我可是有老婆的！’”